A cheery publication aimed at visitors to our fair city encouraging them to “travel like a local” on public transit is a massive softball waiting to be belted over the fence and deep, deep into the bleachers.
Jokes about remembering to avoid scattering detritus when rolling a joint on the bus or being sure to speak loudly enough for everyone to hear when engaging in a cell phone discussion about sexual activity and/or its resultant skin conditions are gimmes. But the
American Public Transportation Associationis free of guile in its San Francisco list (
which you can read here). But that doesn't mean we have to be.

