ATTENTION: MAY CONTAIN ENTIRE SEASON SPOILERS
So this week the ladies went to North Korea to tour the labor camps and put their makeup on at night with no lights on South Korea. Best quotes from the gaggle: “Korea? I don't even have a kimono!” “There's so many shoe stores!” “A whole new world where there's a whole new language! It's insane!”
It took four episodes, but the bitches and the hos are making themselves known, thank god. Nikki is supposedly the House Bitch but she's been spot on in her assessments of the goofy situation they're all in, and all the fakery that abounds. Still, it's entertaining to see everyone else pile up on her for being catty, saying things like, “She's the most negative person in the house,” and, “There is no way I would ever have Nikki around my child.” Ha ha! She further pissed everyone off by interrupting someone on their one-on-one time with a girl who hadn't already gotten a rose. Nikki, who had gotten a stem, came up the steps of the pagoda to interject herself into the intimate talk between Juan Pablo and Clare like some a stilettoed, peroxide horn-dog zombie bent on sucking whatever Brain is in that Venezuelan head.
