This was El Ultimo Bachelor episode, and I'm not just saying that because it was the last of the season — this one was…
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When Juan Pablo lay in his bed at night in the weeks prior to beginning his “journey” as the new Bachelor (they always call…
What a truly fascinating season. The Bachelor has gone full-meta, people, and the comparative literature deconstructionist geek inside me is freaking out. Last night's…
WARNING: SEASON SPOILER ALERT Well folks, we are nearing the end, and instead of a steady build up of excitement, it's like someone is…
Who kisses more women than John Mayer and cries more than John Boehner? Yes that's right, it's El Bachelor, Juan Pablo. He weeps every…
Holy smokes, the mountain of mierda del toro is growing exponentially each week with El Bachelor. This guy is the biggest phony that they've…
This week our hero and his brothel were in Vietnam sweating their taut asses off. Juan Pablo is leaning towards several women: Renee, Nikki,…
ATTENTION: MAY CONTAIN ENTIRE SEASON SPOILERS So this week the ladies went to North Korea to tour the labor camps and put their makeup…
I know you're out there. You hate reality TV. You see it — and rightly so — in all its pettiness, its vindictiveness, its…
[Sung to the tune of Madonna's “La Isla Bonita”] “Last night I dreamt of Juan Pabloooo….” Yeah that goes through my head every time…